McDonalds Review

When I went to McDonald’s I was unpleasantly  disappointed.   As I walked in the  door the smell  of greasy fried food washed over me.    When I asked if their  French fries were  fried in all-natural vegetable oil,   my query was met with a  blank stare and  a “What?” from the overweight cashier.    And then, instead of a  polite “Madame,  would you care for an order of fries to go  with your meal?”  the  cashier just said,  “Do ya want fries with that?” in a monotone.    I selected a  booth and was not pleased to  find something sticky on the seat,  and spilled  soda  and crumbs on the table.   The rest of  the booths appeared to be in either the  same,  or worse, conditions.   Apparently, McDonald’s  didn’t have lots of nice,  tuxedoed waiters  who rushed to  clean up spills and messes off of  seats and  tables.I was also shocked to find  that  there were no waiters or waitresses!  I  had  to go up to the counter to  get my food!   I was also surprised at the food.    Despite its greasiness it wasn’t too disgusting and gag-worth  As I was prepared to leave, it became obvious that  they expected a tip.   I would tip at a  place like the Space  Needle …. But at Mickey D’s Honestly!   I would give McDonald’s 2 stars.